"TOUGH IT OUT"

a little man telling women what to do (sound familiar?)

“Tough it out” Thus spoke King Donny. to women who are in pain during pregnancy. Never mind I have no doubt he’s taking cholesterol meds, heart meds, anti stroke meds and who knows what else and the only exercise he gets is walking to and from his royal helicopter and the royal golf cart. Meanwhile the health czar is on more steroids than most football players. But it’s the fake tan that really irks me. They look like clowns. It’s bad enough that society pressures women to slather make-up on their faces which is harmful to their health but when a couple of wanna be dictator old white men start doing it, it becomes lurid and dare I say it, obscene. It’s like the modern version of white wigs and powdered faces. Can you please pass me the snuff? We are being led by straight up fools people. Not to mention it seems that if you are a woman in the Trump administration and don’t have some sort of really, really horrific plastic surgery along with the aforementioned slathering of make up and a special pump to inflate one’s lips to cartoon character levels, they will not be working for Trump for long. Can you picture Kristi Noem using a curling iron before going to speak to the media and saying “God Will Bless Us.”? LMAO. Type her name in the search bar. “Kristi Noem Plastic Surgery” pops right up! Go ahead, check it out. Nah, don’t bother, just take my word for it. I wonder what would happen if I type in RFK, jr. spray tan? This is not the type of internet black hole I want to go down. The other night I went down a black hole about the origins of man. You know, like Homo Habilis, Homo Erectus, Paranthropus and so on. Nuthin’ bout that in the bible. However it is much harder to burn the internet than it is to burn a book. If only it was the other way around. The only two in the Trump administration who don’t seem engaged in this game of self mutilation are Miller and Vought but that’s because they are beyond redemption, physically or otherwise. No amount of wigs, make up or steroids will make them any less evil looking. They probably are really heavy on the snuff though.

Now don’t get me wrong, I’m not getting any younger and I like a tan. It makes me look a few weeks younger and occasionally healthier but I’m no George Hamilton. The sun not only roasts me but allegedly imbues me with vitamin D and curtails my bouts with depression. Maybe Trump and RFK can try injecting the sun.

It’s been a minute since Trump directed his full ire on the ladies. Usually he is too busy beating up on trans people or delegating that job to his farcical secretary of war. We should really get rid of these colonial British titles for important positions. No panties Pete when he’s not raving about the importance of shaving (he knows nothing about the importance of being Ernest) and not being fat is only all too happy to deride and belittle the women who bravely serve to protect cowardly little snots like Trump. Miller and Vought doubtless will get into the game as well but right now they are focused on inflicting as much pain as possible on not only so called illegal immigrants but on American citizens who were born here , live here and who’s tax dollars pay their fucking salaries though that does not include any bribes and perks they accrue while a player on Team Trump.

Did any of you actually read Trump’s twenty point plan for peace in Gaza? His own name is littered throughout the document which sounds like it was written by a child. Where does he get his lawyers from? Even the piece of garbage lawyer who schooled him long ago would be appalled by how stupid they are. At least it reveals that the real issue is will it or will it not get Trumpy Poo the Nobel peace prize. Never mind that Israel is acting like the new Nazi Germany or that some two million people are suffering beyond most people’s ability to comprehend. Shout out to Greta and friends who are brave beyond words and to the people of Italy for their effective protests. We Americans could learn a thing or two. October 18th draws near (No Kings Day Two) and there isn’t even a planned protest that I am aware of taking place in NYC in Union Square or Washington Square park. I hope I’m wrong about this. Another day’s gone and a bunch more injustices have become reality. How much more will people take before they say “I’m not going to take it anymore?” and will it be too late by then?